Selamat Menyambut Ramadhan

As usual, during Ramadhan, there will always be some idiot asking me “ Puasa tak hari ni?” I can’t really figure out why they need to ask such a stupid question to a grown up Muslim male like me.

So this coming Ramadhan, I have figured out some answers to the stupid question. Please take note that this applies to Muslim only, if you are not a Muslim and some idiots ask you the stupid question, please feel free to kick his/her ass.

So, if someone come to you and ask “puasa tak hari ni?” you may choose any one of the followings answer :

(a) “Sebagai seorang Islam sudah semestinya saya akan berpuasa kecuali ada perkara yang tak mengizinkan saya berpuasa. Kalau saya tak puasa sekali pun, tak mungkin saya akan mengaku. So….saya puasa hari ni.”
(b) “Errrr…puasa tu apa? Ada dalam Rukunegara ke?”
(c) “ Saya Chindian”
(d) “I just had sex with your wife/husband/brother/sister/mother in law/rabbit/cat/monkey”
(e) “FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!”

There it goes. Let me know if anyone willing to put this into practice.

Selamat menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak.

-PP-

Heloooooo......!!!!!

Hellooo……..

It has been seven months since I last updated this stupid blog. Been very busy making an impression to the management in the company that I work that I am a very busy person. Now that I have managed to fool them, I could continue updating the blog (provided that my cover in not blown).

I just checked the blog statistic and was surprise to find out there were quite many people visiting my blog. (yes…I do have a tracking system hidden somewhere in this website so that I could track the stupid activity). Most of the readers just stumbled to my blog from a search page. Let me just share with you some of the keywords, which made these people landed on my blog:

1. Panduan menghadiri temuduga / panel penemuduga and all those temuduga related keywords- HAHA ! Got you suckers! I guess some of them might have been successful in their job interview. Thanks to me.
2. Hantu/hantu raya etc – Stupids! I can’t believe there are some idiots out there looking for hantu.
3. Gambar lurah dada/kopek wanita – what the fuck man!
4. Mat rempit – the right keyword should be Putera Umno, you asshole.
5. Cerpen lucah / seks dalam kereta – Pervert looking for some self-satisfaction in the Internet by reading some stupid story about sex created by a wild imagination of another pervert.

There is some other few keywords, which I consider as not important. There is however, one particular keyword that surprised me the most, which is……..

SODOM ON JAIL

I am screwed………(fuck! fuck!)

- PP-

I'll Be Back In A Short While

It has been more than a month since my last posting. Pipi is kind of busy lately, but Pipi will be back soon.

-PP-