As usual, during Ramadhan, there will always be some idiot asking me “ Puasa tak hari ni?” I can’t really figure out why they need to ask such a stupid question to a grown up Muslim male like me.
So this coming Ramadhan, I have figured out some answers to the stupid question. Please take note that this applies to Muslim only, if you are not a Muslim and some idiots ask you the stupid question, please feel free to kick his/her ass.
So, if someone come to you and ask “puasa tak hari ni?” you may choose any one of the followings answer :
(a) “Sebagai seorang Islam sudah semestinya saya akan berpuasa kecuali ada perkara yang tak mengizinkan saya berpuasa. Kalau saya tak puasa sekali pun, tak mungkin saya akan mengaku. So….saya puasa hari ni.”
(b) “Errrr…puasa tu apa? Ada dalam Rukunegara ke?”
(c) “ Saya Chindian”
(d) “I just had sex with your wife/husband/brother/sister/mother in law/rabbit/cat/monkey”
(e) “FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!”
There it goes. Let me know if anyone willing to put this into practice.
Selamat menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak.
So this coming Ramadhan, I have figured out some answers to the stupid question. Please take note that this applies to Muslim only, if you are not a Muslim and some idiots ask you the stupid question, please feel free to kick his/her ass.
So, if someone come to you and ask “puasa tak hari ni?” you may choose any one of the followings answer :
(a) “Sebagai seorang Islam sudah semestinya saya akan berpuasa kecuali ada perkara yang tak mengizinkan saya berpuasa. Kalau saya tak puasa sekali pun, tak mungkin saya akan mengaku. So….saya puasa hari ni.”
(b) “Errrr…puasa tu apa? Ada dalam Rukunegara ke?”
(c) “ Saya Chindian”
(d) “I just had sex with your wife/husband/brother/sister/mother in law/rabbit/cat/monkey”
(e) “FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!”
There it goes. Let me know if anyone willing to put this into practice.
Selamat menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak.
-PP-
6 comments:
selamat berpuasa pipi,as usual i love this entry as much as i love u..err..puasa tak esok?jgn lupa mandi junub ya
dear kago,
let's have sex then we can mandi junub sama sama....
once an idiot always an idiot.
how do u know that kago is a woman? what if kago is a man? or she-man?....
comment on pipi's current performance:
....pipi is yesterday's news in the wide-web-world...
Pipi never cares whether kago is a women/man/she man or even a goat. Pipi is keeping up with the trends. Multiple sex partners irrespective of the sexual orientation. And how do bebek know that pipi is a man?
Can someone please tell pipi what "www" stands for? wide-web-world or world wide web or web world wide?
Pipi beb is this your last blog in? cmon let me hear your idiotic thoughts ;)
anonymous dude,
Please visit this same posting in a month, during the upcoming fasting month. This posting is meant to be recycled.
-PP-
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