As usual, during Ramadhan, there will always be some idiot asking me “ Puasa tak hari ni?” I can’t really figure out why they need to ask such a stupid question to a grown up Muslim male like me.
So this coming Ramadhan, I have figured out some answers to the stupid question. Please take note that this applies to Muslim only, if you are not a Muslim and some idiots ask you the stupid question, please feel free to kick his/her ass.
So, if someone come to you and ask “puasa tak hari ni?” you may choose any one of the followings answer :
(a) “Sebagai seorang Islam sudah semestinya saya akan berpuasa kecuali ada perkara yang tak mengizinkan saya berpuasa. Kalau saya tak puasa sekali pun, tak mungkin saya akan mengaku. So….saya puasa hari ni.”
(b) “Errrr…puasa tu apa? Ada dalam Rukunegara ke?”
(c) “ Saya Chindian”
(d) “I just had sex with your wife/husband/brother/sister/mother in law/rabbit/cat/monkey”
(e) “FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!”
There it goes. Let me know if anyone willing to put this into practice.
Selamat menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak.
So this coming Ramadhan, I have figured out some answers to the stupid question. Please take note that this applies to Muslim only, if you are not a Muslim and some idiots ask you the stupid question, please feel free to kick his/her ass.
So, if someone come to you and ask “puasa tak hari ni?” you may choose any one of the followings answer :
(a) “Sebagai seorang Islam sudah semestinya saya akan berpuasa kecuali ada perkara yang tak mengizinkan saya berpuasa. Kalau saya tak puasa sekali pun, tak mungkin saya akan mengaku. So….saya puasa hari ni.”
(b) “Errrr…puasa tu apa? Ada dalam Rukunegara ke?”
(c) “ Saya Chindian”
(d) “I just had sex with your wife/husband/brother/sister/mother in law/rabbit/cat/monkey”
(e) “FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!”
There it goes. Let me know if anyone willing to put this into practice.
Selamat menyambut Ramadhan Al Mubarak.
-PP-
