It Can't Be Any Dumber

It was kind of funny to read about the MACC investigation officer charged for soliciting bribe from an individual for not to investigate that individual for another bribery case.

This is as bad as a religious department officer asking for a sexual favour in return for not taking action against couples caught for close proximity.

While bribery is bad, I would understand if it happen to someone from another government agencies. But an MACC Officer? This is really stupid.

I thought I am done laughing when suddenly I read about Shidee, the used to be popular singer, at his 50s, married the daughter of his used to be girlfriend. Harian Metro and Melodi would be jumping in joy.

-PP-

Gambar Amaran Di Kotak Rokok Memang Berkesan

Hari tu Pipi kat kedai. Depan Pipi ada seorang lelaki nak beli rokok. Bila dapat rokok, dia belek belek kotak rokok tu then tanya "Ada gambar lain tak?". Pipi nampak kat kotak tu gambar lung cancer.

So tokeh kedai pun ambik kotak lain, kali ni gambar kanser tekak pulak. Lepas dua tiga kali belek terus dia ambik, bayar duit dan chow.

So, siapa kata kempen letak gambar kat kotak rokok tak berkesan? At least Pipi tahu orang lagi takut kanser paru paru dari kanser tekak.

-PP-

What The Fuss....Kartika?

I read in the newspaper that three women have been canned for having illicit sex recently, with no publicity, no media attention whatsoever. Kartika Sari, on the other hand is full of drama. First there was a delay, then the Minister, then the human right groups and NGOs,  then the divorce, then the Royals. What's next Kartika? A movie perhaps?

Kalau nak sebat, sebat je la. Bukan sampai mati pun.

-PP-

Happy Chinese New Year.......and a dumb act

It cannot be any dumber.

You are on Facebook. You limit your profile to be viewed only by certain people. You have no Chinese in your friends's list. Yet, your status says " Happy Chinese New Your to all my Chinese friends". Damn!!

-PP-

Why Proceed If We Can Postpone?

I was to publish this post a few days ago but I decided to postpone the process until now. Why? Because I can and I want to.

Unlike the sodomy trial of DS Anwar Ibrahim, my action of postponing this posting would not affect anybody, except for a few who stumbled upon this blog searching for "hard nipples" - you sickos!

The postponement of DS Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial on the other hand would create various perception and unnecessary asssumptions. Not to mention the waste of Prosecutors time, the reporters' effort of having to queue for the court hearing pass and public eagerness in knowing on whether did DS Anwar Ibrahim really stick his penis inside Saiful's ass or not.

Seems that the phrase "Can I Fuck You Today?" is here to stay......for a long long time for sure.

-PP-

Betul Ke Ni.....?

Lepas baca berita kat atas, Pipi jadi confuse:

1. Sejak bila pulak kerajaan Melaka jadi busy body dan melibatkan diri dalam hal ehwal telecommunication? Seingat Pipi, 3G, GPRS etc are provided by Telcos macam Maxis ke, Celcom ke, Digi ke, to name a few.


2. Nanti semua nelayan kat Melaka dapat handphone yang ada 3G dengan GPRS free ke? 

3. Dengan ada GPRS, nelayan tak boleh lagi sesat ke dalam perairan negara jiran bila pergi tangkap ikan. Handphone Pipi pun ada GPRS,  I am so left behind. Tak tau pulak yang GPRS boleh bagi panduan kedudukan Pipi. Dalam phone manual takde pulak cerita pasal ni.

4. GPRS ke GPS ni?

-PP-

No, I Can't Read

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Thanks to this dude, I not need to post a lengthy entry today.

No, don't worry, he was not dead. He was no longer there the second time I passed by. Poor guy, he just can't read.

-PP-

Cerita Orang Bodoh

Cerita orang bodoh seperti mana yang dilaporkan oleh Utusan Malaysia, 30 Januari 2010:

1. Dua orang kerja kastam, sorang kerja Pejabat Tanah. Kena charge terima rasuah. Nilai rasuah tak boleh pun buat beli rumah. Nak bayar duit lawyer pun susah. Rasuah memang salah. Lain kali mintak besar punya jumlah. Upah lawyer bagus senang nak lepas walaupun memang salah. Ntah apa la punya masalah. Orang lain senang lenang jual pasir, korang tiga orang gak yang susah.

2. Kisah 2 beradik yang pangkal nama Raja. Lagi sorang tu mungkin ikut sebab suka suka. Takde kerja dok nak bakar gereja. Nampak pada berita macam nak bakar diri sendiri sahaja. Kesan melecur ada kat tangan dan juga kat muka. Gila punya kerja. Kalau nak bakar diri sendiri pun jangan la buat kat gereja. Tak pasal pasal orang UMNO yang kena.

3. Ni seriously gila punya kerja. Orang dah mati pun dia nak buat cerita. Kena hentam sini, kena hentam sana. End up, naik court je la dia. Pandai pulak “Not Guilty" katanya. Esok jemput la datang kenduri kahwin saya. Dengar cerita kenduri kahwin tak kurang meriahnya. Walaupun pengantin lelaki gundah gulana. Bukan apa, takut belum apa apa bini dah jadi janda.

4. Kisah amoi yang tak reti bahasa. Konon nak tackle boifren dari Amerika. Last last kena mamat Afrika. Apa nak buat, amoi dah bogel depan web kamera. Sekarang dah kena ugut dan sebar gambar bogel dia. Kenapa la bodo sangat senang nak percaya. Kat Malaysia ni dah tak ramai pakwe ke? Kalau nak bogel sangat, Playboy kan ada? Apa Pipi boleh cakap ialah padan muka!

-PP-