01 April 2011

How To Make Yourself Important

If you are nobody in an organisation, I have a tip on how you can make yourself become important and noticeable.

The answer is create an issue and make it public (within the organisation of course). You can create any issue but the best is to recreate an issue that has already been resolved. 

You may also create an issue and let someone else look for the solution. Or create an issue that is not directly involved with you or your department, in the case of work place. 

Trust me, you will immediately gain popularity and becoming important. Not need to worry about losing any friends though.

Don't trust me? Look at Bung Mokhtar now. Abis kiri kanan kena bantai lepas tu cakap kena sexual harassment pulak.

-PP-

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