05 December 2006

Quick Fact

Quick Fact #1
Your will have an exception in doing something that another Hajjah will not do (read: pakai tak senonoh) if you are a singer. Please check the Internet for details or ask Deja Moss.

Quick Fact # 2
Clorox will be adding additional information on their product label very soon:

For committing suicide:
Adult : 4 cap full to be taken every 4 hours.
Children : 2 cap full to be taken every 2 hours.

Note to parents: Please do not chicken out and cry for help after seeing your children died if you are planning a family suicide. Asshole!

Quick Fact #3
The quality of the road in Malaysia will never improve, at least until the next general election or until the Works Minister is changed. This is due to the “semi value” factor in executing the work.

Quick Fact # 4
92% of this blog readers are idiots. The statistic shows that there were at least 53 (a pathetic figure compared to those entertainment related blog) visitors to my blog since 1st December 2006 until today and only 4 were smart enough to wish me a happy birthday, even though their sincerity remains a question.

-PP-

1 comment:

LUKE said...

this entry is more more interesting than the entry below.

anyway, happy birthday to pipi the ugly idiot penguin. ops.