You Call Me Just Now?

I hate this.

Quite a few times I called someone but the call went unanswered. Fair enough, maybe the person was busy or something.  A short while later, I received SMS asking something like " U call me just now?" or "Ada call I ke tadi?". 

I wish I could respond with something like this - "Nope, I did not, it was my smartphone (obviously, smarter than u). Everyday, it will scan the address book and automatically place a call to the idiot of the day. Tq for making my day."

-PP-

Iklan - Ada Apa Dengan Radhi OAG

Radhi OAG is an idiot.

I was first want to say that Radhi OAG is a clown but that would be an insult to the clowns all over the world who dedicated their life entertaining people and much loved by everybody especially the children.

So, stupid he is.

(Please Google for Radhi's stupid act)

On a related note, showing "Peace" sign to the reporter while in lock up uniform for a drug related charge is not smart either. 

-PP-

Saturday Groceries Shopping

I live in Selangor. Every Saturday, in conjunction with the State Government "Love The Environment" campaign, plastic bags cost 20 sen, at least, this is the practiced of the hypermarket and convenient store statewide. Petty traders just don't care. Plastic bag or no plastic bag , they need to run the business.

I once asked what happen to the 20 sen paid for the plastic bag and was made to understand that it will go to the charity which is good, if it really goes to charity la.

Despite having to pay for the plastic bag, I love doing groceries shopping on Saturday. Hassle free, as there are not so many people around. I am not an environmentalist, I guess but I do contribute 20 sen for a good cause.

The other people who are not doing their shopping on Saturday are not environmentalist either. They are just damn stingy to come out with 20 sen. They shop on the other day and ask for plastic bags and this time for FREE. What a loser......

Save Khalid Ibrahim, Save The Environment.

-PP-

Facebook......

I was kind of bored, so I have this thought of leaving a comment to every status update by my friends in Facebook, except for the followings:

1. Bragging status such as "I am so cute", my son is so smart.

2. Stupid question status like "Nak makan kat mana ek hari ni? Who the fuck cares, I don't even know your location, stupid.

3. Display of affection, things like I love you, darling, between unmarried couple. Helloo....private messaging was created for a reason.

4. Religious related status.

5. Political inclined status (except for Samy Vellu)

6. Less than 5 words status.

I end of staring at my computer for the rest of the day.

-PP-

Artis Malaysia dan Gurauan

Artis Malaysia memang pandai bergurau.

Mula2 Noh dengan gurauan awak busuk kat student. Then Mazlan Pet Pet dengan lawak buah lucah buah limau depan tetek perempuan ntah mana ntah. (Edited : Ok, perempuan mana ntah tu ialah Wangi from the Fabulous Cat, elok la tu, sorang busuk, sorang wangi)

Alasan dia orang senang je. Hanya bergurau. Good thing is that I can now cakap Noh busuk too. Gurau maaaa, takkan nak ambik hati kot?

Tapi artis Malaysia yang paling kuat bergurau, at least for me, ialah Siti Nurhaliza. Dulu tudung tutup abis, sekarang dah makin jauh ke belakang, macam sanggul je dah.

Korang busuk !!

-PP-

Hidup Umpama Roda

I am trying to be creative by composing a poet. Here it goes :

Sawi

Namamu pernah dijunjung tinggi

Tak kira ke mana kau pergi

Pasti ada yang mengekori

Sawi

Hidup ini umpama roda

Tak kira roda basikal atau pun kereta

Sampai masa akan tiba jua

Manusia mudah lupa

Sawi

Cukup cukup la tayang bini

Biarje la dia jadi duta tudung Ariani

Nanti orang jadi bertambah benci

Silap haribulan kena "boo" lagi

Sawi

Or is it Mawi ?

I can't even get your name right, see?

Proof that you are no longer somebody

Maybe just to me, or it could be to everybody.

-PP-

My Most Hit Page

I have said this before but I am going to repeat it one more time.

Apparently, the most hit page in my blog is the one about the interview tips or Panduan Menghadapi Temuduga.

Strange enough, none of this people ever thank me for the tips, which I would not really mind. Maybe these job seekers have yet to be successful with the interview.

This could mean only two things. First, they are really bad and screwed up during the interview. Or they just did not practise of what being read.

Talk about giving a bad tip, huh?

-PP-

I have been busy....

For those who are wondering what happen to me, I am still around. It is just that I was quite tight up with my work commitment (yes, I am working) that refrained me from updating this blog.

I guess I will not be a able to constantly update this blog nor post a lengthy entry in future. It will be short entry from now onwards, again, provided that I have the opportunity to do so.

I will now leave you with the most inspirational quote by the greatest leader ever known to mankind - " With great power comes lifetime presidency" - Samy Vellu.

-PP- 

Pesakit Mental... and I Have Never Bashed Anwar Ibrahim Before.....

Sejak kebelakangan ni, banyak betul Pipi baca pasal kisah bunuh kat suratkhabar. Mula mula kisah bunuh 4 beranak kat Negeri Sembilan. Pastu pulak kisah anak mengamuk bunuh bapak kat Terengganu.

Lepas tu negara dikejutkan dengan kisah budak 3 tahun kena sepak sampai mati oleh teman lelaki mak dia. Terbaru, seorang kanak kanak berumur 18 bulan mati akibat di dera oleh pengasuh. 

Pipi percaya mereka yang terlibat dalam kejadian bunuh atau dera ni ada masalah mental. Orang siuman tak akan kerat kepala pastu bawak pegi Shah Alam untuk suka suka. Yang kat Terengganu tu katanya dengar suara halus suruh bunuh bapak dia (suara korok mok mung!). 

Abang Mat pun ada masalah mental jugak. Mungkin dia tak berapa suka bawak teksi sebab kena pakai meter. Pipi agak je la. Orang gila je yang sanggup dera kanak kanak sampai mati.  Hari ni pun ada sorang lagi kena bunuh dgn kawan baik, Pipi ulang, kawan baik sebab cemburu. Tak ke mental tu?

Tapi Pipi rasa pesakit mental yang paling kronik sekali ialah DS Anwar Ibrahim. First there was 16 September, we have the numbers!!. Then liwat pulak. Pastu taknak sumpah. Dok buat wayang ke sana sini nak justify yang kononnya dia teraniaya. Asik asik la cakap konspirasi. Pastu asik la tangguh kes. Dulu cakap "Saya mesti lawan". Sekarang cakap "Saya mesti tangguh". Kalau betul tak liwat, lawan la kat court. Now, ramai pulak MP dengan ADUN Parti Kencing Rakyat keluar parti. Lagi la bertambah mental.......

Disclaimer -  I am not affiliated to any political party.

-PP-

Funny Quote of The Day

This, I quote from Utusan Online dated 1 Mac 2010:


"Mereka turut mengeluarkan kata-kata kesat kepada anggota penguat kuasa JHEAINS sambil mendakwa tindakan menangkap penceramah itu tidak wajar serta mencemarkan imej agama Islam." Read further here.


Funny........ tangkap penceremah mencemarkan imej Islam, maki orang boleh pulak?


-PP-

It Can't Be Any Dumber

It was kind of funny to read about the MACC investigation officer charged for soliciting bribe from an individual for not to investigate that individual for another bribery case.

This is as bad as a religious department officer asking for a sexual favour in return for not taking action against couples caught for close proximity.

While bribery is bad, I would understand if it happen to someone from another government agencies. But an MACC Officer? This is really stupid.

I thought I am done laughing when suddenly I read about Shidee, the used to be popular singer, at his 50s, married the daughter of his used to be girlfriend. Harian Metro and Melodi would be jumping in joy.

-PP-

Gambar Amaran Di Kotak Rokok Memang Berkesan

Hari tu Pipi kat kedai. Depan Pipi ada seorang lelaki nak beli rokok. Bila dapat rokok, dia belek belek kotak rokok tu then tanya "Ada gambar lain tak?". Pipi nampak kat kotak tu gambar lung cancer.

So tokeh kedai pun ambik kotak lain, kali ni gambar kanser tekak pulak. Lepas dua tiga kali belek terus dia ambik, bayar duit dan chow.

So, siapa kata kempen letak gambar kat kotak rokok tak berkesan? At least Pipi tahu orang lagi takut kanser paru paru dari kanser tekak.

-PP-

What The Fuss....Kartika?

I read in the newspaper that three women have been canned for having illicit sex recently, with no publicity, no media attention whatsoever. Kartika Sari, on the other hand is full of drama. First there was a delay, then the Minister, then the human right groups and NGOs,  then the divorce, then the Royals. What's next Kartika? A movie perhaps?

Kalau nak sebat, sebat je la. Bukan sampai mati pun.

-PP-

Happy Chinese New Year.......and a dumb act

It cannot be any dumber.

You are on Facebook. You limit your profile to be viewed only by certain people. You have no Chinese in your friends's list. Yet, your status says " Happy Chinese New Your to all my Chinese friends". Damn!!

-PP-

Why Proceed If We Can Postpone?

I was to publish this post a few days ago but I decided to postpone the process until now. Why? Because I can and I want to.

Unlike the sodomy trial of DS Anwar Ibrahim, my action of postponing this posting would not affect anybody, except for a few who stumbled upon this blog searching for "hard nipples" - you sickos!

The postponement of DS Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial on the other hand would create various perception and unnecessary asssumptions. Not to mention the waste of Prosecutors time, the reporters' effort of having to queue for the court hearing pass and public eagerness in knowing on whether did DS Anwar Ibrahim really stick his penis inside Saiful's ass or not.

Seems that the phrase "Can I Fuck You Today?" is here to stay......for a long long time for sure.

-PP-

Betul Ke Ni.....?

Lepas baca berita kat atas, Pipi jadi confuse:

1. Sejak bila pulak kerajaan Melaka jadi busy body dan melibatkan diri dalam hal ehwal telecommunication? Seingat Pipi, 3G, GPRS etc are provided by Telcos macam Maxis ke, Celcom ke, Digi ke, to name a few.


2. Nanti semua nelayan kat Melaka dapat handphone yang ada 3G dengan GPRS free ke? 

3. Dengan ada GPRS, nelayan tak boleh lagi sesat ke dalam perairan negara jiran bila pergi tangkap ikan. Handphone Pipi pun ada GPRS,  I am so left behind. Tak tau pulak yang GPRS boleh bagi panduan kedudukan Pipi. Dalam phone manual takde pulak cerita pasal ni.

4. GPRS ke GPS ni?

-PP-

No, I Can't Read

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

Thanks to this dude, I not need to post a lengthy entry today.

No, don't worry, he was not dead. He was no longer there the second time I passed by. Poor guy, he just can't read.

-PP-

Cerita Orang Bodoh

Cerita orang bodoh seperti mana yang dilaporkan oleh Utusan Malaysia, 30 Januari 2010:

1. Dua orang kerja kastam, sorang kerja Pejabat Tanah. Kena charge terima rasuah. Nilai rasuah tak boleh pun buat beli rumah. Nak bayar duit lawyer pun susah. Rasuah memang salah. Lain kali mintak besar punya jumlah. Upah lawyer bagus senang nak lepas walaupun memang salah. Ntah apa la punya masalah. Orang lain senang lenang jual pasir, korang tiga orang gak yang susah.

2. Kisah 2 beradik yang pangkal nama Raja. Lagi sorang tu mungkin ikut sebab suka suka. Takde kerja dok nak bakar gereja. Nampak pada berita macam nak bakar diri sendiri sahaja. Kesan melecur ada kat tangan dan juga kat muka. Gila punya kerja. Kalau nak bakar diri sendiri pun jangan la buat kat gereja. Tak pasal pasal orang UMNO yang kena.

3. Ni seriously gila punya kerja. Orang dah mati pun dia nak buat cerita. Kena hentam sini, kena hentam sana. End up, naik court je la dia. Pandai pulak “Not Guilty" katanya. Esok jemput la datang kenduri kahwin saya. Dengar cerita kenduri kahwin tak kurang meriahnya. Walaupun pengantin lelaki gundah gulana. Bukan apa, takut belum apa apa bini dah jadi janda.

4. Kisah amoi yang tak reti bahasa. Konon nak tackle boifren dari Amerika. Last last kena mamat Afrika. Apa nak buat, amoi dah bogel depan web kamera. Sekarang dah kena ugut dan sebar gambar bogel dia. Kenapa la bodo sangat senang nak percaya. Kat Malaysia ni dah tak ramai pakwe ke? Kalau nak bogel sangat, Playboy kan ada? Apa Pipi boleh cakap ialah padan muka!

-PP-

Pipi Rasa....

Pipi rasa......:

1. Pipi pandai.

2. Nak menangis bila dapat tau yang Fahrin Ahmad menangis masa press conference nak saman bekas awek dia. Huhuhu....buat malu je menangis sebab kena buli dengan Linda Onn.

3. Malaysia patut mengamalkan sistem dua parti politik. Satu parti untuk orang bodoh dan satu lagi parti untuk orang bodoh jugak.

4. Mengantuk.

5. Orang yang bawak motor pastu langgar lembu kat tengah jalan adalah lagi lembu dari lembu.

-PP-

I HATE YOU....!!

I HATE YOU! In fact I hate all of you….!! I can write this sentence once or I can write it 40,000 times or maybe I can get some 40,000 people to write the same sentence just for fun.

So, what are you going to do? Lodge a police report (for tarnishing your image) or just ignore the remarks (for the fear that it might hurt your feeling).

Maybe I should start my own fan page of “ I hate Pipi”( as if it was created by someone else) in Facebook and see how many idiots who would register as fans.

Oh man, I am starting to love this Facebook already.

-PP-