Try the following relationship quiz and see how successful you are in building a relationship. Please take note that this quiz is for both genders. Just answer as honest as possible. The word partner applies to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, fiancé, pasangan homoseksual dan lesbian etc.
Question No 1 - You were supposed to meet your partner at 10 in the morning (for those who are still not married) but you overslept. What do you do?
A. You immediately call you partner and told her/him the truth that you were home late last night because your spent the night with your friends. Ask him/her to wait.
B. You immediately call your partner and told her/him that you had a dream about him/her and you don’t feel like waking up because you do not want the nice dream to be over. You also tell your partner that in your dream both of you were happily married, have a nice house and children etc.
Question No 2 - Pasangan anda ajak balik kampung belah parent dia, tapi anda tak rasa nak ikut sekali. What would be the best reason?
A. I hate your parents, I hate you brothers and sisters, I think your cat has herpes and I do want to go!
B. Pretend that you are sick and you need your partner to take care of you. You then tell your partner about the vow that you made before you get married. About susah senang kita bersama. About you are my only love. Then you promise that you will make it next week.
Question No 3 - You and your partner were walking in shopping complex/ taman tasik etc and your partner would like to hold your hand but you don’t feel the same.
A. You tell your partner to fuck off. Holding hands slows you down, terhegeh hegeh nak jalan. Bila nak balik kalau macam tu.
B. You nicely tell your partner that you really want to hold his/her hand. Tell him/her how glad you are to be together. However, you do not want to upset the other people who are not really lucky in their relationship. Seeing both of you holding hands in public might depress them further.
Question No 4 - Your partner would like you to spend the money on him/her such as buying gift, spending on vacation etc. However, you don’t feel like spending the money to some other people. How do you react?
A. Your tell him/her that it is you hard earned money and ask why should you waste the money on him/her.
B. You tell you partner that you are broke and you have no money at all.
Question No 5 - You have an affair and you were about to meet you secret lover that night. What would be your plan?
A. You tell you partner that you are meeting your secret lover and you do not want to be disturbed.
B. You call your partner from your office early in the morning. Tell him/her that you have a lot of work to do. Your boss is asking you to prepare 10 reports and you will be having a meeting at night. Then you call again in the afternoon to remind your partner about how busy you are. When you were about to leave the office, you make another call to your partner informing that your cell phone’s battery is running low and there is a possibility that you can’t be reached that night. Switch off you cell phone.
Now, please grade yourself. Give 2 points for every question that you answer with B and 0 point if you answer A, and check what is your score.
Perfect 10
Congratulations! You will be living happily ever after with your partner. Successful relationship is built on lies!
6-8
You are ok but sometime there is a little problem with you relationship. There is still room for improvement. Keep on lying to your partner.
2-4
Come on! You can do better than this. Expect your relationship to last for about 3 months, if you are lucky.
0
You are such an idiot! No wonder you are still single right now. Even cats have a greater chance of having a successful relationship compared to you.
Question No 1 - You were supposed to meet your partner at 10 in the morning (for those who are still not married) but you overslept. What do you do?
A. You immediately call you partner and told her/him the truth that you were home late last night because your spent the night with your friends. Ask him/her to wait.
B. You immediately call your partner and told her/him that you had a dream about him/her and you don’t feel like waking up because you do not want the nice dream to be over. You also tell your partner that in your dream both of you were happily married, have a nice house and children etc.
Question No 2 - Pasangan anda ajak balik kampung belah parent dia, tapi anda tak rasa nak ikut sekali. What would be the best reason?
A. I hate your parents, I hate you brothers and sisters, I think your cat has herpes and I do want to go!
B. Pretend that you are sick and you need your partner to take care of you. You then tell your partner about the vow that you made before you get married. About susah senang kita bersama. About you are my only love. Then you promise that you will make it next week.
Question No 3 - You and your partner were walking in shopping complex/ taman tasik etc and your partner would like to hold your hand but you don’t feel the same.
A. You tell your partner to fuck off. Holding hands slows you down, terhegeh hegeh nak jalan. Bila nak balik kalau macam tu.
B. You nicely tell your partner that you really want to hold his/her hand. Tell him/her how glad you are to be together. However, you do not want to upset the other people who are not really lucky in their relationship. Seeing both of you holding hands in public might depress them further.
Question No 4 - Your partner would like you to spend the money on him/her such as buying gift, spending on vacation etc. However, you don’t feel like spending the money to some other people. How do you react?
A. Your tell him/her that it is you hard earned money and ask why should you waste the money on him/her.
B. You tell you partner that you are broke and you have no money at all.
Question No 5 - You have an affair and you were about to meet you secret lover that night. What would be your plan?
A. You tell you partner that you are meeting your secret lover and you do not want to be disturbed.
B. You call your partner from your office early in the morning. Tell him/her that you have a lot of work to do. Your boss is asking you to prepare 10 reports and you will be having a meeting at night. Then you call again in the afternoon to remind your partner about how busy you are. When you were about to leave the office, you make another call to your partner informing that your cell phone’s battery is running low and there is a possibility that you can’t be reached that night. Switch off you cell phone.
Now, please grade yourself. Give 2 points for every question that you answer with B and 0 point if you answer A, and check what is your score.
Perfect 10
Congratulations! You will be living happily ever after with your partner. Successful relationship is built on lies!
6-8
You are ok but sometime there is a little problem with you relationship. There is still room for improvement. Keep on lying to your partner.
2-4
Come on! You can do better than this. Expect your relationship to last for about 3 months, if you are lucky.
0
You are such an idiot! No wonder you are still single right now. Even cats have a greater chance of having a successful relationship compared to you.
4 comments:
i got 8 out of 10..
hehee..
i can do better rite??
hey pipi!i'm a big fat liar n i scored 10!so how?what's yr advice?shud i be continuing my lies to my lover or change myself to be an idiot?i'm a smart liar that live my life to a full swing of telling lies,so..to be idiot or liar?idiot?liar?help me pipi!
yeah me too....8 for an OK...
i'm single but not an idiot for sure....at least i have some sense of lying before i even start on a new relationship...
hehe....self-creditation really boost up my self-esteem...
:D
For those 3 orang yang takde kerja.
I am not in position to give any advice to anyone of you. I do not want to be the last person to be remembered when you were about to commit suicide cos you follow my advice. As a matter of fact, I score 0 point myself. It is a different story though. When you people score 0, it means you are an idiot. When I score 0, it means I am an honest person.
THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY.
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