03 April 2006

I Want My Twisties Back!!!

I’ve been tagged by someone who goes by the name of momma-mia. I think she’s someone’s wife and mother. Momma-mia in fact has been tagged by hotmomma. I am not really sure what’s so hot about this hotmomma though. And I am still figuring out macam mana boleh terjebak dengan kaum kaum ibu ni. Untuk tidak menghampakan harapan seorang ibu, (hey, I got a mum too, ok?), Pipi dengan rela hati memberikan jawapan jawapan yang ikhlas kepada soalan soalan yang diutarakan.

4 jobs that I have
Penjual VCD/DVD Haram (I really need money)
Petty Theft (… and then I became greedy)
Bank Robber (…and greedier)
Hired Killer (…and greedier)

4 movies that I can watch over and over
Pipi sangat menggemari cerita Yusof Haslam kerana Pipi dapat berlajar bahasa bahasa melankolik yang hanya dituturkan di dalam cerita tersebut. Pilihan pelakon oleh beliau juga sangat baik kerana sudah pasti filem akan laku walaupun ada kemungkinan bahawa penyanyi popular bukanlah seorang pelakon yang baik. Pipi tidak memilih pelakon yang baik, janji popular. Skrip dan jalan cerita adalah secondary kepada Pipi. Dengan sebab ini jugak Pipi suka menonton filem porno kerana tidak perlu pening kepala memikirkan jalan cerita.

4 places I have ever lived.
Pusat Tahanan Simpang Renggam (I befriended a wrong person)
Penjara Kajang (I was helping a friend)
Penjara Terbuka Marang (I was unlucky)
Penjara Sungai Buloh (I was framed, damn!)

4 Television shows I love to watch
They don’t provide television in jail.

4 places I have been on vacation
Please refer to my answer on the places that I have ever lived.

4 of my favorite dishes
This is a trick question. I will not answer this. Please refer to my posting about Makanan Kegemaran dan Anda.

4 website I visited daily
You-are-an-idiot.blogspot.com
You-are-an-idiot.blogspot.com
You-are-an-idiot.blogspot.com
You-are-an-idiot.blogspot.com

4 places I would rather be right now
The only place that I would rather be right now is out of this damn cell. My cellmate is rather weird. He got this tattoo on his hand, full of all the animals name from A-Z. When asked what is that supposed to mean, I was told that they represent the animals that he had killed or intent to kill. Last night he showed me the word PENGUIN. Crap!! I am a dead meat!

4 bloggers I am tagging.
Enough! This tagging thing stops right here. I will not put someone else in trouble to answer all those questions. Most of them will probably provide a false answer to create a good impression about them.

And if you are wondering about what happened to my twisties, just forget about it. It's has nothing to do with this entry.

3 comments:

Hot Mama said...

Seriously i wonder why mommamia tagged you since you are not in the mommy circle...
Hmm what so hot abot me..? i guess since my aircond is not working, that is why i'm so hot! Adios..

pinky angel said...

hi pipi..

ur cute!

Pipi said...

hot mama
I guess mommamia just took the risk of tagging me. I guess you will need to change your name to not-so-hot-mama when your aircond is ok.

pinky angel
Damn! How do you know that I am cute? I tried very hard to potray a bad image about myself so that nobody will know that I am really a cute person. Oh tidak!rahsia Pipi sudah terbongkar......