27 April 2006

It Has Nothing To Do With Pipi

Please be informed that the action of Pahang Menteri Besar asking the reporters to go to hell atau dalam Bahasa Melayu Pergi Jahanamlah during the State Assembly has nothing to do with my posting on The Advantages of Swearing.

Walau bagaimanapun Pipi amat merasa bangga kerana berjaya membuktikan kepada semua pembaca blog Pipi tentang kebenaran post Pipi itu. Oleh yang demikian, Pipi tidak boleh dilabel sebagai seorang yang merepek dan kuat berangan angan.

Now, let’s just check what are the advantages gained by the MB by swearing to the reporters.

First, he will no longer be bothered by the reporters, whom, in his opinion have a different agenda on him. Wartawan kadang kadang tersilap dengar, lain orang cakap, lain yang diorang tulis. Agak menghairankan kerana Pipi tengok sekarang semua wartawan dah pakai digital voice recorder. By right they should be able to listen back to what has been said. Kalau dulu dulu pakai pen dengan kertas mungkin boleh jadi silap dengar dan silap tulis.

At the same time, MB itu juga dapat memberi mesej kepada semua rakyat bahawa tugas sebagai seorang MB mempunya tahap stress yang tinggi. The only way to relieve the stress is by swearing, and the MB chose to do it during the State Assembly. Pipi rasa, MB ini mengamalkan sikap bahawa setiap masalah di pejabat tidak boleh dibawa ke rumah. Adalah tidak adil untuk isteri beliau yang tidak bersalah disuruh pergi jahanam.

Next, I believe that the MB’s productivity will sky rocket after this. All the Excos will execute their duty without objection since they are afraid of being told to go to hell. This will in turn save the MB’s time from monitoring the performance of the Excos and he can concentrate more on his own duty. Beliau tidak perlu lagi menjenguk ofis Exco Exco terbabit untuk memastikan bahawa mereka semua melakukan kerja dengan berkesan.

Talking about swearing makes you look cool, Pipi rasa MB Pahang is the coolest among the other MBs. He lives to his reputation of making controversial act such as gesturing foul sign the opposition. I wonder what would be next.

According to the MB, his act was to protect his own interest. Mana boleh tahan kalau ada orang asik nak misquote and buat cerita tak best pasal dia. However, the public does not agree with his reaction to the reporters. What I really hope is that the MB will not ask the public to go to hell unless he really wants to loose his seat during the next election.

-PP-

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