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This is a story told to me by a Bangladeshi when I was filling up the petrol this morning. I believe that he was telling me the truth, kalau dia tipu, maka tipu la Pipi. He was telling the story in Malay with a Bangladeshi slang, susah sikit Pipi nak pick up in the first place but it goes something like this (after pemahamam Pipi) :

There was this woman, nak isi minyak. As usual dia park kereta kat tepi pump tu then pegi bayar. After filling up, suddenly that woman tak boleh nak start kereta dia. So she asked this poor Bangla for assistance to push her car so that she can jump start the car. So this poor and innocent Bangla pun willingly la tolak the car. At first, he pushed forward but the car still failed to start. Then he had to push backward and kept doing that for a few times. Unfortunately, the car still failed to start.

Suddenly, the women told that poor Bangla that the steering wheel is locked. Since the Bangla is a smart person, the moment he was told about this, he knew that there was something wrong already. Upon checking, he saw that there was no key inserted into the ignition switch. And this is the sad truth: all the while, the woman was keeping the car key with her! Itu macam kalu, sampai mati pun tak boleh start.

This is a good proof that there is always an idiot at any given time in this world.

Moral of the story?
1. Do not underestimate the strength of Bangla.
2. Do not underestimate the damage caused by a woman.
3. Cars have no brain, but you DO have one.
4. Always check and double check things before you make a complete idiot of yourself.

5. Woman do have a bad hair day.


Women, so complicated, huh?

-PP-