Thomas A Edison once quoted that genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Let’s see how could we apply the same quote, to the different people with a little bit of twist.
Politician
Career is 1% bullshit, 99% stupid followers.
Male Prostitute
Income is 1% good look, 99% erection.
Student Akademi Fantasia
Kejuaraan ialah 1% buat muka innocent, 99% sms.
Low Cost Air Carrier
No frill is 1% service, 99% screwing your ass.
Cikgu Sekolah
Hidup ialah 1% mengajar, 99% mengelakkan diri dari dipukul oleh murid murid.
Malaysia Hockey Team
Winning is 1% training, 99% errrr… coach’s responsibility.
Spiritual Medium
Getting rid of ghost possession is 1% luck, 99% getting paid for having sex with a stupid woman.
Members of Parliament
Good debate is 1% bow tie, 99% neck tie.
White Collar Workers
Promotion is 1% pretending to do work, 99% kissing the boss’s ass.
Housewife
Successful housewife is 1%....wait, 100% nagging!
University Students particularly engineering students
First Class Honours is 1% paying attention, 99% spot the right questions.
Wartawan Luar
Laporan berita adalah 1% pantun dan madah, 99% angkat tangan tak berhenti henti.
Blogger
Interesting blog is 1% fact, 99% rubbish. (I am referring to other people blog)
Malaysian Badminton Head Coach
Thomas Cup semi final is 1% “we’’ll beat them 5-0”, 99% 3-2, nasib baik tak kalah kalau tak, mana nak letak muka.
Scratch and Win Business Operator
Profit is 1% capital, 99% idiots.
Idiots
1% plus 99% equals 199%
-PP-
Politician
Career is 1% bullshit, 99% stupid followers.
Male Prostitute
Income is 1% good look, 99% erection.
Student Akademi Fantasia
Kejuaraan ialah 1% buat muka innocent, 99% sms.
Low Cost Air Carrier
No frill is 1% service, 99% screwing your ass.
Cikgu Sekolah
Hidup ialah 1% mengajar, 99% mengelakkan diri dari dipukul oleh murid murid.
Malaysia Hockey Team
Winning is 1% training, 99% errrr… coach’s responsibility.
Spiritual Medium
Getting rid of ghost possession is 1% luck, 99% getting paid for having sex with a stupid woman.
Members of Parliament
Good debate is 1% bow tie, 99% neck tie.
White Collar Workers
Promotion is 1% pretending to do work, 99% kissing the boss’s ass.
Housewife
Successful housewife is 1%....wait, 100% nagging!
University Students particularly engineering students
First Class Honours is 1% paying attention, 99% spot the right questions.
Wartawan Luar
Laporan berita adalah 1% pantun dan madah, 99% angkat tangan tak berhenti henti.
Blogger
Interesting blog is 1% fact, 99% rubbish. (I am referring to other people blog)
Malaysian Badminton Head Coach
Thomas Cup semi final is 1% “we’’ll beat them 5-0”, 99% 3-2, nasib baik tak kalah kalau tak, mana nak letak muka.
Scratch and Win Business Operator
Profit is 1% capital, 99% idiots.
Idiots
1% plus 99% equals 199%
-PP-
1 comment:
PP.. awat successful housewife 100% nagging plak??? ni dah drop water face for housewife yang tak nagging cam i tau.... cam tak nagging tak dikira successful jek.....
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