07 March 2006

Idiot Performing a Magic Show ( Si Bengap Mata Silap)

Anonymous said...
"refer to no 4 rule of yours,pls be careful of what u wrote(being a smart person..bla..bla)smart person will never do simple grammatical error such as YOUR ARE AN IDIOT(yr blog tittle)aren't u idiot? "


Kat atas tu adalah comment dari seorang yang bengap dan cuba menjadi perahsia dengan tidak memasukkan nama sebenar atau nama samaran. I really pity this guy/girl/zirafah/semut etc. When was the last time you have your eyes checked? Sila perhatikan betul2 title blog tu. Where did the additional letter R come from?

Rules No 6 stated that Jangan Berlagak Pandai kat sini, so now you have it. Mata tak betul, cakap orang bengap lak. The blog title is YOU ARE AN IDIOT....and you will always be.

Di sini Pipi sertakan beberapa tips untuk mengelakkan kejadian tersalah baca dan membodohkan diri sendiri berlaku lagi sekali:
  1. Sila mengeja apabila membaca. For example, s.a...sa, y.a....ya = saya, b.o. ...bo, d.o.h... doh= bodoh. Saya bodoh.
  2. Perhatikan beberapa kali sebelum membuat sebarang conclusion. Kalau anda tidak paham atau menghadapi masalah untuk memahami apa2 isi kandungan,(well, you are a moron), get you friends to help. Please be caution that your friends are also morons. Don't depend too much on them.
  3. Preview your comment before you submit. I wil definately keep a comment yg membodohkan diri sendiri.
  4. If you don't know anything, keep quite. Diam2 je, jadi katak bawah tempurung.
  5. Periksa mata anda setiap 6 bulan sekali. If you don't know where your eyes are, there are two oval shape things below your forehead, they are called eyes. There is a species who doesn't have the oval shape,it is more like one single line. Orang cakap sepet. If you still fail to locate your eyes, try touching your nose and press hard. You will suffocate and eventually die. You don't deserve to live.

So Anonymous...who is the IDIOT now...?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

yehh!hidup Pipi,Pupu suka la dengan Pipi ni,Pipi ialah seorg idiot yg pandai, tapi Pupu idiot yg moron lagi stupid,takpe la Pipi still nak kawan ng Pupu gak kan?Pupu takde kwn atau sedara nama Popo,Pepe atau Papa tapi Pupu suka jugak tukar nama kepada Poop tu,tapi kalau tukar kpd Boob lagi menarikkan?aww...

Anonymous said...

YOUR ARE AN IDIOT..YOUR ARE IN IDIOT..YOURRRR ARE AN IDIOT..ACCEPT THE FACT PIPI..YOUR ARE AN IDIOT...

Anonymous said...

bawah forehead i ada jugak 2 oval shape things tapi dia ada lobang pastu ada bulu2 sikit,boleh masukkan jari kat dalam tp dah cuba masuk 2 jari tp tak boleh,ibu jari kaki pun tak boleh masuk jugak, yg tu ke Pipi?

Anonymous said...

aku dah try picit idung aku ni,tak mati2 lagi ni hah,dr pas maghrib semlm aku buat sampai la ni ok jer,camno ni oi?lenguh dah tgn ni picit idung

Pipi said...

Oh tidaaaakkkkkkkk....!!!!!!! Kenapa la hidup Pipi dikelilingi oleh orang2 yg bengap.

Pupu
Pipi bukan nak carik kawan! Kalau nak cari kawan, Pipi akan bukak account kat Myspace ke, Friendster ke or ntah hapa2 lagi website yg menggalakkan aktiviti social yang bodoh. Tunjuk gambar la, share feeling la. That's kind of thing is for idiots!


aku dungu
You are a classic example of a moron. Benda tu dia panggil telinga (you are an idiot.... you will listen to me....listen to me...listen to meeeeee....) You are in the lowest category of idiots. Dah masuk level retard dah ni.

selenge
another classic example of a moron. bila kau picit hidung tu, make sure jangan la bernafas ikut mulut! Bengap! Tu dah menipu diri sendiri. Ni la orang cakap, bodoh takleh diajar, pandai takleh diikut.

Anonymous said...

U r an idiot, Pipi.... Memang menghabiskan masa yang terluang,entah makan gaji buta ke, gaji rabun ke buat benda bodos macam ni.... Tapi di sebalik pikir, kalau Pipi ni dah keje, memang boss dia pun idiot sebab bayar gaji buta untuk dia, kalau guna duit sendiri mesti Pipi ni ala ala Dr Elly, yang nak menghabiskan duit untuk golongan idiots. Smart Ass yangpandai pun jadik bodoh dikenakan Pipi... pesal la aku terjebak jugak!!! BODOSSSSS!!!

Anonymous said...

Chess,aku beria la mai sini,rupa2nya usaha murni aku sia2,tak pepasal jer dpt gelaran idiot,ahhh!!aku bongok!!TIDAAAAKK..cinabeng lu Pipi..

Anonymous said...

to all human being that is thinking that they are smart. welcome to the real world .. you are an idiot .. including me .. infact einstein was an idiot.. because for a matter of facts .. no body know everything. even we don't know about our own body. Can we say that we are smart when we only know lest than 10% funtionality of our brain. we used only about 10% of our brain .. the other 90% is full of air. thinking in that point of view .. any machine that is function less than 10% of capacity is an idiot machine. last but not less .. pipi .. something for you .. muhahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Master Of All Idiot
Congragulation PIPI
A perfect Blog for an idiot like me.Intresting and refresh for my empty brain cell.Anyway i'm enjoying reading your blog.Keep it up for your idiot idea and i'm sure you are very stupid and stupor in a real life.