There are lot of ways that you can do in order to get something or anything that you desire. Mostly melalui cara2 yang sukar dan melemahkan semangat. Contohnya, jika anda inginkan kereta, kene la kerja, simpan duit, ikat perut untuk bayar downpayment, pastu nak kene consider ansuran tiap tiap bulan pulak. You can always steal the car, but then it is against the law and won't make the car permanently yours.
However, there are something that you can do, without going through all the difficulties for you to achieve your dream or whatever that you want. Please be reminded though, that this will not apply to all situation, cuma boleh pakai untuk perkara yang Pipi nyatakan berikutnya sahaja.
If you dream of having your own bicycle.
This is the easiest, particularly if you are a secondary student. First, pinjam motorsikal parents, then ride to school. Masa tengah hari, ride the motorbike to anywhere, make sure you don't wear the crash helmet. If you are lucky, you will run into a road block. Jalan terus sampai jatuh tergolek, then cakap kene pukul dengan kerusi. The chances of your story to be on national television is very high. Wait patiently, I am sure someone (read :politician) will be offering you the bicycle soon for you to use it to go to school.
If you want to be popular and at the same time being toss into the sea with style.
Sing the national anthem badly in any official ceremony. You don't have to sing all the verse badly, just sing the last one only. Please take note it has to be done in official ceremony, kalau nyanyi dalam toilet, sampai mati la tak popular. Then, you wait for someone (who thinks he/she is an expert) to comment on your singing and voila! the whole nation will be discussing about you.
Want to be on television but you are not a celebrity?
You can always commit a crime, but it won't be nice. Don't worry, just attend any of the singing auditon for a reality show. Then sing badly. Act like a retard and make a complete idiot of yourself. You can also make an impression of Micheal Jackson, wear yellow short or just sing the Jigglypuff song from the cartoon Pokemon. Peluang anda untuk masuk tv memang cerah, sebab diorang memang suka tunjuk benda2 yg bodoh cam ni.
Nak Jadi Kaya??
Create a scracth and win contest, don't worry if this scheme has been highlighted in the newspaper. There are lot of idiots who don't read the newspaper and can't understand the content. (They are more interested to find out bila siti nurhaliza nak kawin). You can always fool this people and get rich quick. If this method does not work, pegi kawan dengan mana mana mamat afrika yang ada black money. This is better, the more money these stupid people have, the greedier they become, then you can start to fool these rich idiots. Don't you feel lucky that you are living in a world full of idiots?
Anda seorang yang popular tetapi populariti anda semakin menurun. Anda ingin populariti anda berada di puncak semula.
This will only work if you are single. Kalau perempuan lagi senang. Kalau dah kawin, or duda, or janda, nasib la. Mula2 create a story, cakap hati you sudah ada orang yang punya. To add to the suspense, jangan cakap nama orang itu. Sebaik baiknya gunakan huruf pertama dari nama dia. Sila jangan gunakan huruf X sebab kat Malaysia ni tak ramai lelaki yang namanya bermula dari huruf X. Kalau you pakai X jugak orang akan cakap you bodoh unless you punya boifren memang bernama xavier or x-man. Yang tgh popular masa kini ialah huruf K, nak sedap lagi, tambah perkataan Datuk ke, Tan Sri ke kat depan tu. Nescaya, populariti anda akan memuncak semula, dan dapat masuk berita perdana di tengah hari dengan percuma.
Ada banyak lagi perkara yang anda boleh lakukan untuk memenuhi impian anda. Tetapi yang sebaiknya ialah berusaha dengan bersungguh sungguh.( Ini adalah pesanan sivik Pipi kepada golongan yang ingin memenuhi impian). Tapi kalau malas gak nak berusaha, pegi masuk Roda Impian or Casa Impian je la!
However, there are something that you can do, without going through all the difficulties for you to achieve your dream or whatever that you want. Please be reminded though, that this will not apply to all situation, cuma boleh pakai untuk perkara yang Pipi nyatakan berikutnya sahaja.
If you dream of having your own bicycle.
This is the easiest, particularly if you are a secondary student. First, pinjam motorsikal parents, then ride to school. Masa tengah hari, ride the motorbike to anywhere, make sure you don't wear the crash helmet. If you are lucky, you will run into a road block. Jalan terus sampai jatuh tergolek, then cakap kene pukul dengan kerusi. The chances of your story to be on national television is very high. Wait patiently, I am sure someone (read :politician) will be offering you the bicycle soon for you to use it to go to school.
If you want to be popular and at the same time being toss into the sea with style.
Sing the national anthem badly in any official ceremony. You don't have to sing all the verse badly, just sing the last one only. Please take note it has to be done in official ceremony, kalau nyanyi dalam toilet, sampai mati la tak popular. Then, you wait for someone (who thinks he/she is an expert) to comment on your singing and voila! the whole nation will be discussing about you.
Want to be on television but you are not a celebrity?
You can always commit a crime, but it won't be nice. Don't worry, just attend any of the singing auditon for a reality show. Then sing badly. Act like a retard and make a complete idiot of yourself. You can also make an impression of Micheal Jackson, wear yellow short or just sing the Jigglypuff song from the cartoon Pokemon. Peluang anda untuk masuk tv memang cerah, sebab diorang memang suka tunjuk benda2 yg bodoh cam ni.
Nak Jadi Kaya??
Create a scracth and win contest, don't worry if this scheme has been highlighted in the newspaper. There are lot of idiots who don't read the newspaper and can't understand the content. (They are more interested to find out bila siti nurhaliza nak kawin). You can always fool this people and get rich quick. If this method does not work, pegi kawan dengan mana mana mamat afrika yang ada black money. This is better, the more money these stupid people have, the greedier they become, then you can start to fool these rich idiots. Don't you feel lucky that you are living in a world full of idiots?
Anda seorang yang popular tetapi populariti anda semakin menurun. Anda ingin populariti anda berada di puncak semula.
This will only work if you are single. Kalau perempuan lagi senang. Kalau dah kawin, or duda, or janda, nasib la. Mula2 create a story, cakap hati you sudah ada orang yang punya. To add to the suspense, jangan cakap nama orang itu. Sebaik baiknya gunakan huruf pertama dari nama dia. Sila jangan gunakan huruf X sebab kat Malaysia ni tak ramai lelaki yang namanya bermula dari huruf X. Kalau you pakai X jugak orang akan cakap you bodoh unless you punya boifren memang bernama xavier or x-man. Yang tgh popular masa kini ialah huruf K, nak sedap lagi, tambah perkataan Datuk ke, Tan Sri ke kat depan tu. Nescaya, populariti anda akan memuncak semula, dan dapat masuk berita perdana di tengah hari dengan percuma.
Ada banyak lagi perkara yang anda boleh lakukan untuk memenuhi impian anda. Tetapi yang sebaiknya ialah berusaha dengan bersungguh sungguh.( Ini adalah pesanan sivik Pipi kepada golongan yang ingin memenuhi impian). Tapi kalau malas gak nak berusaha, pegi masuk Roda Impian or Casa Impian je la!
2 comments:
hi pipi, ni pingu the penguin gak. sedara ke kita ni? pingu nak tau kalau impian kita nak kawin ngan orang kaya brunai camna ye? rasa-rasa kalau pingu yang cute ni dapat jadi pembaca berita kat tv3, orang kaya brunai boleh sangkut tak?
pingu
Ini selalu pipi cakap, cermin diri sendiri dulu. Layakkah anda nak jadi pembaca berita tv3? Competition sangat hebat, better try your luck dekat olay ispirasiku dulu, tak pun top host ke or ntah hapa2 lagi realiti show yang ada. Kalau audition reality show pun tak lepas, jangan harap nak baca berita, unless hang pegi buat tv sendiri, berita sendiri, baca sendiri, syok sendiri!
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