Peraturan( Rules) Yang (That) Perlu Anda Tahu (You Should Know)

Some of you will never listen, or maybe having a difficulty to undertand the words 10 years and still coming to check for udpates.
(Sesetengah dari anda memang degil atau menghadapi masalah untuk memahami erti 10 tahun dan masih lagi datang untuk memeriksa apa yang telah dikemaskini)

Before we proceed further, I would like to take this oppurnity to explain the rules that all of you need to observe while reading or visiting this blog. This is also a part of the "breaking the ice" thing. Penguins live in a place full of ice.
(Sebelum kita meneruskan dengan lebih lanjut, Pipi ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk menerangkan peraturan yang perlu dipatuhi semasa membaca atau melawat blog ini. Ini juga merupakan sebahagian daripada upacara memecahkan ais. Penguin tinggal di tempat yg banyak ais)

1. I AM NOT A PENGUIN !!!!!!
2. Please do not view my complete profile, it is a waste of time and full of insult. Click Sini kalau tak percaya.
3. Please fill free to leave comment, if I like your comment, then I'll keep it, if not I will delete it. Please make sure that you use a simple language so that the other morons will understand. If you opt to leave a comment in English, make it simple. I would appreciate if you use figures or numbers instead of words. Please don't use short cut, they are meant for morons,who love to type on a tiny handphone keypad. If you are not so smart, please don't leave any comment.
4. Being a smart person, I would have the tendency to write in English, however, I do pity the graduates who have the problem of mastering the English language, check kat sini untuk keterangan lanjut. As such, I would either write in Malay, provide a Malay translation or just use a simple English. Simple is good. I use simple English, you understand. I write happy, you also feel happy. Me Pipi, you moron!
5. Please don't expect that this blog will be full of pictures, nice colour and all those bling bling gimmick. That type of blog is created by morons who got nothing to write and try to fool you, who is already a moron into believing that they are not idiot. (Jangan harap blog ni ada banyak gambar, kaler and ntah hapa hapa punya gimmick. Blog sedemikian dicipta oleh seorang yg bengap untuk memperdaya anda, yg sememangnya bengap, untuk menganggap bahawa dia adalah seorang yang pandai)
6. Jangan berlagak pandai kat sini. Anda memang bengap, you don't have to prove anything. If not, you won't be reading this at this moment.

I will try to update this blog as regular as possible as long as they are some morons who will do my office job for me. A true moron will keep on coming for updates. ( Pipi akan cuba utk udpdate blog ini sebeberapa kerap yg munkin selagi ada orang bengap yg akan buat kerja kerja opis Pipi)

(Translation in simple English : Me update always. Moron will do Pipi's work. Please come again, you morons!!)